Text Message Alerts From The Decider?

In the federal government’s latest effort to be as annoying and intrusive as possible, it’s apparently going to start sending us text messages now. The FCC has approved a new nationwide alert system that will send text messages to cell phones to alert Americans when an emergency, disaster, or attack occurs: there is a terrorist or other attack that threatens the safety or health of Americans; an imminent or on-going natural disaster such as an earthquake, hurricane or tornado; or an Amber alert.
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  1. #1    FROM: THE DECIDER & ANGLER
    TO: THE AMERICAN SHEEPLE
    SUBJECT: BOMB, BOMB IRAN
    This is your Fearless Leader. Don't be alarmed, but the Dickster (aka "Angler") and I just dropped the Big One on Iran. Martial law is effective immediately. But don't worry: "American Idol" will be on again tonight, as planned, for your viewing pleasure. That is all.
    written by Justice4alltoday since 670 days 2 hours 24 minutesJustice4alltoday
  2. #2    I can think of some text messages I would like to send TO The Decider.
    written by Fiore since 670 days 2 hours 24 minutesFiore
  3. #3    They should send one today. "The shock doctrine is in place. You are already fucked."
    written by TimH since 669 days 23 hours 35 minutesTimH
  4. #4    "Place your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye."
    written by Justice4alltoday since 669 days 23 hours 14 minutesJustice4alltoday
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