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In the federal government’s latest effort to be as annoying and intrusive as possible, it’s apparently going to start sending us text messages now. The FCC has approved a new nationwide alert system that will send text messages to cell phones to alert Americans when an emergency, disaster, or attack occurs: there is a terrorist or other attack that threatens the safety or health of Americans; an imminent or on-going natural disaster such as an earthquake, hurricane or tornado; or an Amber alert.
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TO: THE AMERICAN SHEEPLE
SUBJECT: BOMB, BOMB IRAN
This is your Fearless Leader. Don't be alarmed, but the Dickster (aka "Angler") and I just dropped the Big One on Iran. Martial law is effective immediately. But don't worry: "American Idol" will be on again tonight, as planned, for your viewing pleasure. That is all.